JNJ Twitter Updates for 2008-11-19

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2008-11-18

• We’re working on launching the JournalOfNursingJocularity.com #

JNJ Twitter Updates for 2008-11-18

We’re working on launching the JournalOfNursingJocularity.com #

The Monday Money Shot!

A nurse catches her physician in the hallway at the hospital and says, “Doctor!  I need you to help me!  Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out!”

The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and touch base with him in a week.

A week later, the nurse returns to work, bumps into the doctor and says, “Doctor, it’s getting worse!  Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come out!  What’s wrong with me?”

Again, the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and look him up in a week.

Another week passes and the nurse returns to work.  She hunts the doctor down, grabs his arms, and says, “Listen, doc!  I’m still not getting better!  Every time I go to the bathroom, half-dollars come out!  WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WIH ME?!”

The doctor says, “Relax, you’re just going through the change!”