A nurse catches her physician in the hallway at the hospital and says, “Doctor! I need you to help me! Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out!”
The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and touch base with him in a week.
A week later, the nurse returns to work, bumps into the doctor and says, “Doctor, it’s getting worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come out! What’s wrong with me?”
Again, the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and look him up in a week.
Another week passes and the nurse returns to work. She hunts the doctor down, grabs his arms, and says, “Listen, doc! I’m still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, half-dollars come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WIH ME?!”
The doctor says, “Relax, you’re just going through the change!”
