The allergists voted to scratch it
And the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception
The opthalmologists considered the idea short sighted
while the pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
The psychiatrists through the whole idea was madness
The radiologists could see right through it,
and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter!”
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the urologists thought the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The anasthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and the cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists left the whole thing up to some assholes in Washington!
