Monthly Archives: February 2009

JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-02-28

Posted on February 28, 2009 by karynbuxman

See the ER Rap video (coming from an ED near you!) http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/ # Straight from the chart: Patient has no past history of suicides. # @pennyross66 Welcome aboard! So share some funny healthcare stories from Ireland! Send to info@JournalOfNursingJocularity.com #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-02-27

Posted on February 27, 2009 by karynbuxman

medical daffynition: Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-02-26

Posted on February 26, 2009 by karynbuxman

Sharing humor w/ pts makes them more human to us (not the gall bladder in room 204). Do you think that’s too scary for some professionals? # @tonyadam Great session @ Gravity Summit. Your input will help our magazine reach … Continue reading →

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JNJ on Twitter

Posted on February 25, 2009 by karynbuxman

Supporting future nurses w/ the gift of humor. Know any students? http://tinyurl.com/cdv686 # Medical daffynition: Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. # Medical daffynition: Testicle (n.), a humorous question … Continue reading →

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-02-25

Posted on February 25, 2009 by karynbuxman

“Varicose veins are the result of the improper selection of grandparents.” William Osler, MD #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-02-24

Posted on February 24, 2009 by karynbuxman

Matt swallowed all the tiles from his Scrabble set. Doctors said the problem will work itself out, but not in so many words. #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-02-23

Posted on February 23, 2009 by karynbuxman

From pt’s chart: “Patient may look like Santa Claus, but he is very mean and not at all jolly.” http://tinyurl.com/akng3k #

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The Fragrant Gourmet

Posted on February 23, 2009 by admin

My sister Barbara, a student nurse, was walking down the hall when she smelled a fould odor coming from the surgical unit’s kitchenette. Upon investigation, she found a classmate heating a bowel movement in a pan upon the stove. When … Continue reading →

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Mandatory Portable Handwashing Sinks

Posted on February 23, 2009 by admin
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Diagnostic Tattoos: Needle-ttle Help With Your Diabetes?

Posted on February 23, 2009 by cindypotts

If Massachusetts researchers are right, diabetics around the world may soon be racing to a tattoo parlor near you — so they can be stuck with a needle LESS often! Using nano-technology, researchers at Draper Labs are developing a tattoo … Continue reading →

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