- Supporting future nurses w/ the gift of humor. Know any students? http://tinyurl.com/cdv686 #
- Medical daffynition: Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. #
- Medical daffynition: Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. #
- From pt’s chart: “Patient may look like Santa Claus, but he is very mean and not at all jolly.” http://tinyurl.com/akng3k #
- Matt swallowed all the tiles from his Scrabble set. Doctors said the problem will work itself out, but not in so many words. #
- “Varicose veins are the result of the improper selection of grandparents.”
William Osler, MD #
