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Monthly Archives: March 2009
JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-03-31
You know you’re a nurse when… you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. #
JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-03-30
“Some days you need tools, some days you need weapons, but you need your sense of humor every day.” Melodie Chenevert, Nurse Author #
Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne
Horoscopes just for nurses! Aries Communications will be tricky this week, Aries. We recommend clarifying orders by asking “What’s up, Doc?” in your best Bugs Bunny voice as often as possible. Not everyone will appreciate your sense of humor — … Continue reading
Posted in Games, Horoscopes, and Quizzes, Uncategorized
Tagged aries, horoscopes, leo, nurses, pisces, saggitarius, taurus, virgo
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Slight Miscalculation
As a nursing student who had barely passed bedbaths, I was on my second clinical rotation and had not yet mastered the concept that a unit was different from a cc. In the frenzied state that only a nursing student … Continue reading
Posted in Enjoying Humor, School Days, Uncategorized
Tagged needles, nurse jokes, student nurses
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Wonder How They’ll Bill for That…
A patient came into post-op recovery after an appendectomy. Everything looked fine, but he kept complaining about a terrible headache and tenderness on the side of his head. There was no reason he should be having this much pain; especially … Continue reading
Posted in Enjoying Humor, Jokes
Tagged anesthesia, appendectomy, head pain, that explains it
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Connect the Dots by Johnny Hawkins
“I don’t know what these dots are, but do you mind if I connect them?”
Posted in Cartoons, Enjoying Humor
Tagged Cartoons, connect the dots, doctors, freckles, moles, plastic surgery, surgeons
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The Top Ten Things Never to Say in the OR!
1. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness… 2. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 3. Here boy!! Come back with that! Bad Dog! 4. Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration … Continue reading
Understanding the RN Diet Plan
Real nurses don’t each quiche…
Posted in Cartoons, Enjoying Humor
Tagged bumper stickers, Cartoons, diet, eating, nurse humor, nurse jokes, quiche, real nurses...
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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-03-28
Inmate tries to cook sausage in toilet, sparks fire–forced to evacuate (pardon the pun!) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29913178/ #
JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-03-27
rt: @KarynBuxman April edition Scientific American Mind: “Lighten Up. How laughing makes you stronger, friendlier; sexier.” # How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes 9 visits. (what’s your answer?) #