Monthly Archives: April 2009

JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-04-30

Posted on April 30, 2009 by karynbuxman

Wanna read about Dave Barry’s colon? http://tinyurl.com/dnddfe #

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JNJ on Twitter

Posted on April 29, 2009 by karynbuxman

NurseTogether Global Salary Survey LIVE NurseTogether.com http://tinyurl.com/c2rlv6 # rt@KarynBuxman 12seconds – You’re a nurse if…001 http://tiny12.tv/GIZ2N # rt@KarynBuxman 12seconds – You know you’re a nurse 002 http://tiny12.tv/9DN22 # Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #nurse #nursing #humor … Continue reading →

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-04-29

Posted on April 29, 2009 by karynbuxman

12seconds – How to prevent a pregnancy http://tiny12.tv/E44BH # You know you’re a nurse when… You´ve had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring, tattoos and twelve earrings say, “I´m afraid of shots.” # Surviving the Aporkalypse! http://tinyurl.com/dy7d2n … Continue reading →

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-04-28

Posted on April 28, 2009 by karynbuxman

You know you’re a nurse if… You don’t eat before driving to work because you want to be an “easy intubation” if you are in an accident. #

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Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne

Posted on April 27, 2009 by admin

Horoscopes just for nurses! Aries The mood stabilizers are for the patients, Aries! The ups and downs that plague you this week will soon pass, replaced by a desperate longing to extract your foot from your mouth. After that, what … Continue reading →

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Nurse Marge In Charge

Posted on April 27, 2009 by admin

Dear Nurse Marge So lately, I haven’t been feeling so great, so I finally did what most nurses hate to do: I went and saw the doctor. In the 2.2 minutes I spent with him, he determined that I’m fine, … Continue reading →

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Things We Learn From Our Patients

Posted on April 27, 2009 by admin

Education doesn’t stop when you leave nursing school — and we’re not talking about continuing education, either. Some of the most critical lessons we learn as nurses are taught by our patients, including:

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BP Mystery Explained!

Posted on April 27, 2009 by admin

A man goes into the doctor for his annual physical. The nurse is taking his basic information. “How much do you weigh?” she asked. “One fifty, same as when I was in college!” he replied proudly. “Why don’t you just … Continue reading →

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Top Ten ER Calls

Posted on April 27, 2009 by admin

Hey, all you ER nurses out there!  How many of these sound familiar?

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A Swine Time for One And All

Posted on April 27, 2009 by cindypotts

By now, you’ve heard the news. A nationwide public health emergency has been issued by the Department of Health and Human Services due to the recent outbreak of Swine Flu. The first cases were reported in Mexico City, but the … Continue reading →

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