JNJ on Twitter

  • NurseTogether Global Salary Survey LIVE NurseTogether.com http://tinyurl.com/c2rlv6 #
  • rt@KarynBuxman 12seconds – You’re a nurse if…001 http://tiny12.tv/GIZ2N #
  • rt@KarynBuxman 12seconds – You know you’re a nurse 002 http://tiny12.tv/9DN22 #
  • Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #nurse #nursing #humor #
  • Advice for new nurses: Don’t get excited about blood loss unless it’s your own. #
  • rt @KittKlaise I know a radiologist who’s (license) plate reads “ICNU” #
  • rt @KWScholar “Did you hear about the nurses who were wearing apple pins? When asked why they said, “To keep the doctors away.” #
  • @Lucky_23 re: urologist license plate 2PCME (To pee, see me) Advertisement! Funny & clever! (does that help?) #
  • rt Fun2b “If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. I bet you won’t cough now.” #
  • Rt @hvto Things hospice staff should remove from their language “Kill them with kindness” “You’re killing me here”, “Died laughing” #
  • rt @Fun2b “If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. I bet you won’t cough now.” (sorry, forgot @ sign…) #
  • You know you’re a nurse if… You don’t eat before driving to work because you want to be an “easy intubation” if you are in an accident. #
  • 12seconds – How to prevent a pregnancy http://tiny12.tv/E44BH #
  • You know you’re a nurse when… You´ve had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring, tattoos and twelve earrings say, “I´m afraid of shots.” #
  • Surviving the Aporkalypse! http://tinyurl.com/dy7d2n #
  • Wanna read about Dave Barry’s colon? http://tinyurl.com/dnddfe #
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