- RT @impactednurse fresh off the press: best medical pranks and practical jokes. http://tinyurl.com/qs5vth #
- Admit nurse to pt:”Who can we contact in case of an emergency?” Pt to nurse: “A good doctor!” #
- RT @Geek2Nurse Coworker says the difference between psych patients & staff is that patients get better. #
- #FollowFriday @NurseTogether, @Geek2Nurse, @KarynBuxman, @ImpactedNurse, @GiggleMed, @HealthyBitch #
- Pt reported allergy: Nitrous Oxide–it makes me lightheaded. #
- LOL! RT @MarchMoon i had a pt allergic to insulin; made her blood sugar go down #
- Tnx for the FF# Love! @EastDallasAlice, @azandiaMJBB, @gregwoodhouse Woo hoo! You’re the best! #
- Nurse to pt: “Any allergies?” Pt to nurse: “Yeah, bleach. When I inhale it, I have respiratory distress.” #
- @lmpotter & @JaxLicurse Tnx for the FF# ! You’re heroes for sharing the laughter! #
- Nurse to Pt: “Any allergies?” Pt to Nurse: “Yep. Novacaine. Made me numb & when it wore of I had a lot of pain.” #
- LOL! RT @nerdynurse As a SN during psych rotation, refused to let a doc in b/c he looked like one of the pts, nearly got flunked! #
- RT @hvto “I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.” Steven Wright (love that guy!) #
- NP (w/ extreme southern drawl) to pt while doing pelvic: So is this your annual? Pt’s response. Oh no ma’am, it’s my vaginal. #
