Monthly Archives: June 2009

JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-06-30

Posted on June 30, 2009 by karynbuxman

Doctor, if I give up wine, women & song, will I live longer? Not really. It will just seem longer. # On pt chart: Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities. #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-06-29

Posted on June 29, 2009 by karynbuxman

Check out the Nurse Marge in Charge cartoon–misplaced Blackberry–ha! http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/category/humor/cartoons/ #

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Classic JNJ: How to Respond to a Traumatic Brain Injury

Posted on June 29, 2009 by admin

Mrs. Rickety has just finished eating dinner in the Hospital cafeteria. She was placing her meal tray on the return conveyer when she slipped and fell, striking her head. You just sat down to a tainted egg salad sandwich when … Continue reading →

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The Inspiration Room

Posted on June 29, 2009 by cindypotts

Dr. Robert Holden (who you may remember from this article ) has a neat feature on his website called The Inspiration Room Looking for a little motivation? A good laugh? An inner smile? Check out The Inspiration Room!

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Posted on June 29, 2009 by admin

Dear Nurse Marge, I am losing my faith in humanity — or my mind — and I can’t tell which! Yesterday, I was taking patient information from an elderly gentleman.  And when we got to the complaint portion, he looked … Continue reading →

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One Phone Call

Posted on June 29, 2009 by admin

We got advance notice from our night supervisor that a direct admit was going to be brought to our floor from the county jail.  The patient was a gentleman in his late fifties with a history of alcohol abuse.  As … Continue reading →

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Cutest Conjoined Twins Ever

Posted on June 29, 2009 by admin
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Get A Life By Loretta LaRoche

Posted on June 29, 2009 by admin

In the past week three individuals , Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson, all considered to be major stars, have passed away. Jackson was a global phenomenon. His death has created news coverage commiserate with the death of Princess … Continue reading →

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Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne

Posted on June 29, 2009 by admin

Horoscopes Just For Nurses! Cancer Organizing Geri chair races is one thing — but attracting corporate sponsorship and a visit from NASCAR officials who want to check out the high-speed adventure?  That’s sheer brilliance!  Don’t be afraid to dream big … Continue reading →

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JNJ on Twitter

Posted on June 24, 2009 by karynbuxman

Student to elderly (hard-of-hearing) discharged pt: “Will you be on home O2?” Pt: “Oh no, honey, I’m heterosexual.” [don't have to make up] # RT @bellizzima U know ur a Nurse when u end up w/ 3 pens in each … Continue reading →

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