Gemini
This should be a great week, Gemini: the stars are smiling on you. Enjoy every moment: you deserve it!
Cancer
Do you know the three most dangerous words in the English language, Cancer? “Hey, Watch this!” Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES say those words this week.
Leo
Midweek, you will remember why you became a nurse. An encounter born out of a clerical mistake will have a very positive outcome: not all charting errors are bad!
Virgo
Amazingly, stupidity knows no bounds. This week will offer you much that is mock-worthy, but be be careful, oh so cynical Virgo, lest you become part of the problem!
Libra
Let sleeping patients lie, Libra! How else are they supposed to let you know they’ve got 10+ pain? It’s the deep, contented snoring that gives it away!
Scorpio
Feeling daring, Scorpio? Reckless adventure appeals, especially on Thursday. That being said, we DO NOT recommend giving an honest reply when your patient says “What do you think I should do?”
Sagittarius
Fashion becomes a pressing concern this week, Sagittarius. We’re not sure if that means you need to iron your scrubs or if your patients will be particularly elegant in those gowns…either way, remember that appearances matter!
Capricorn
Quick, Capricorn: You have an unexpected afternoon off. Do you:
A) Sleep
B) Sleep
C) Sleep
Don’t despair! Your energy levels should be back to normal after Wednesday. You say this is normal? Don’t despair anyway: it’s too much work, and you’re already tired.
Aquarius
Financial pressures weigh heavy on your mind, Aquarius. But when you start mentally assessing what your patient’s piercings would bring at the scrap metal yard, it’s time to step back and regroup!
Pisces
Your calm and gentle nature leads people to confide in you, Pisces — which is great with patients, not so great with co-workers. You may find out more than you ever wanted to know. Discretion and boundaries are very important this week, especially on Tuesday.
Aries
Step softly, Aries, but carry a BIG bedpan! You’ll need it, as this week promises to hold some big…challenges! Most of these challenges won’t be wholly unfamiliar to you. Things should start looking up by Thursday.
Taurus
Technically, Taurus, vodka IS a clear liquid. Instruction issues loom large in your stars: make a special effort to strive for clarity this week, especially after Tuesday.
Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne are for entertainment purposes only.
