10. Waiting until I’m done with my charting.
9. Not done cleaning the lint out of my dryer screen.
8. Diligently working on my tan.
7. Been busy advising the Obama administration on healthcare reform.
6. Watched the new Transformers movie; was so bad that my brain is frozen.
5. Will do, after I pass meds, do charting, make rounds with docs, hang blood, perform CPR, admit patient, deal w/ pt’s family, give bedbath, do pt teaching, discharge pt, give report…
4. It doesn’t comply with HIPAA regulations.
3. Refuse to enjoy anything that I don’t have to pay for.
2. Will do it when Nurse Jackie is over.
1. Having too much fun already. Just couldn’t take anymore!
I was just looking at my old copy of “Who’s Got The Keys” when I decided to do a search for Journal of Nursing Jocularity. I was so happy to find this site. I was a subscriber to the print magazine from the very beginning. I saved all of my issues but in 2004 we had MAJOR house fire and I lost al of my issues. It is so nice to be able to see the 1st issue here. Are all of the issues available on this site? Thank you so very much. Mary White RN
Hi Mary,
We’re really sorry to hear about the fire! We’re working on putting entire back issues online, while trying to add the best new nursing humor to the mix as well :-) You’ll see some pieces from JNJ’s early days showing up as Classic JNJ humor here too — if there’s a particular favorite you remember and would like to see again, just let me know, and we’ll run it!
Smiles, Cindy