Monthly Archives: January 2010

On Call: JNJ Talks to Steve Rizzo

Steve Rizzo has appeared as a national headline comedian with opening acts such as Drew Carey, Rosie O’Donnell and Dennis Miller, and has shared the marquee with comic greats including Ellen DeGeneres, Rodney Dangerfield, Eddie Murphy and Jerry Seinfeld. Steve Rizzo … Continue reading

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge, I’m coming to nursing as a second career.  My first career, if you could call it that, was working in a body art studio.  I’ve got numerous tattoos, but most of them don’t show.  There’s a string … Continue reading

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Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne

Horoscopes just for Nurses! Aquarius Your medical knowledge isn’t enough to cure the virus that’s crashed the computer system, Aquarius. Frustrations with technology help you bond with colleagues that normally infuriate you. This may be a sign of the apocalypse, … Continue reading

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The Recruiting Game

A skilled nurse died and arrived before St. Peter, who explained, “We have this little policy of allowing you to choose whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or in hell.” “How do I know which to choose?” she … Continue reading

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Pinpoint Assessment

A wife became concerned about her overworked husband and took him to their physician for a checkup. The office nurse led them to the exam room and took the husband’s vital signs. She then took the wife aside and whispered,

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Our Cutting Edge Diagnostic Team Uses Advanced Technology

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When You’re Running to the Bathroom

Or at least thinking about it (because we all know nurses have bladders the size of Winnebago water tanks, right?) take a moment to think about your fellow nurses who are in the military. Tammy Swofford is a nurse in … Continue reading

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Get A Life by Loretta LaRoche

I recently read an article in the New York Times on “How to Train the Aging Brain”. I am fascinated with these types of articles because my brain is definitely aging and I want to do everything I can to … Continue reading

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JNJ on Twitter

We're ecstatic to recognize an icon in humor and nursing! Vera Robinson has been a true pioneer in the field. http://ow.ly/WWb7 #

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge, I’m a new nurse, and as new nurses are wont to do, asked my preceptor how I could be doing better. She told me I could try moving a little faster, which floored me — it seems … Continue reading

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