Monthly Archives: February 2010

JNJ Twitter Updates for 2010-02-26

Clones are people two. #

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JNJ on Twitter

404 Moment: when med records/chart can't be located during doc's rounds (From HTTP 404 error "Not Found") # FF# @NurseTogether, @BlueSky107, @socialEspeaking, @LorettaLaRoche, @DonnaCardillo, @LeAnnThieman, @franlondon, # More FF# @PattyWooten, @NurseTalk, @DrRobertHolden, @realpatchadams, @ronculberson # Asked pt family member "R … Continue reading

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

Kudos to the students at Graham Hosp School of Nursing (the last diploma school in IL). You guys rock! # Apparently there was a flight that took off on time from O'Hare last night–mine! Too bad I wasn't on it. … Continue reading

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge, I’ve just discovered I’m pregnant.  Now, I’ve been a nurse for a while, and I’ve seen how the other nurses treat pregnant colleagues — it’s all nice up front, but  nasty nasty behind the back.  I don’t … Continue reading

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Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne

Horoscopes just for Nurses! Pisces Asking “What were you doing to that dog before he bit you?” may not be part of the standard rabies control protocol, Pisces, but this week, you might understand why it should be.  Congratulations on … Continue reading

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Is It Safe To Laugh: When To Use Humor As A Nursing Intravention

It had not been Jenny T’s best day ever. After discovering that she — along with many of her colleagues — were being downsized out of a job, she’d gone out with some friends. They’d had a few drinks, but … Continue reading

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More Medical Daffy-nitions

Alzheimer’s disease Ahhhh…ummmm….sorry, it’s gone again Amenorrhea The result of spending too much time in church. A couple of weeks in Vegas usually eliminates the symptoms. Cerebral hemorrhage The thinking mans hemorrhage Club foot The inevitable result of too many … Continue reading

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This Kitty Works Triage, Clearly

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The More Things Change

Pt c/o abdominal pain, unspecified. Here’s how the medical community has responded, over the course of time: 2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.” 1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.” 1850 A.D. – “That prayer is … Continue reading

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Comedy Cures!

The ComedyCures Foundation tickles funny bones! They focus on bringing joy, laughter, and therapeutic humor programs to kids and grown-ups living with illness depression, trauma and disabilities. Through large & small scale therapeutic comedy programs, they entertain and educate patients, … Continue reading

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