Horoscopes just for Nurses!
Aquarius
Sidestep controversy at all cost this week. But look where you’re stepping — it might be a slippery slope hiding on the unit floor!
Pisces
He who hesitates is lost ~ but they’re also never the first one responding to a Code Brown!
Aries
Sometimes throwing the visitors out is the best nursing intravention you can do. The fact it’s just so much fun is an added bonus!
Taurus
Sleep is for the weak — as apparently are regular meals and time to use the bathroom! Things calm down momentarily midweek, but become exciting in time for the weekend.
Gemini
It’s hard to orient patients to reality when you don’t know if you’re coming or going, isn’t it, Gemini?
Cancer
It’s amazing the number of people who can drive cars, operate computers and manage complex social lives — yet can’t figure out the bedpan! Reconciling inconsistencies like this will occupy much of this week.
Leo
Observational skills will be put to the test to track down a colleague who leaves tasks undone and call lights unanswered yet amazingly can still update Facebook, plan a vacation, and answer 3,700 calls from home.
Virgo
Advances in technology means nurses no longer have to worry about losing keys or even pens…which leaves only your mind in jeopardy!
Libra
Remember when a chart topper was a #1 song and not what you left on top of your to-do list?
Scorpio
Let your light shine, Scorpio — you can tell people you’re checking them for concussions but we all know it’s your natural brilliance!
Sagittarius
Some days it doesn’t pay to chew through the restraints! Some weeks are made of days like that.
Capricorn
Graduate at the bottom of your class and they still call you “Doctor”. Good to remember, bad to say out loud, particularly on Tuesday!
Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne are for Entertainment Purposes ONLY!
