A prominent cardiologist died. At his elaborate funeral, a large, anatomically correct floral heart was set on the dais behind the casket.
At the end of the service, during the final prayer, the large heart opened, and the casket slowly rolled inside.
A physician in the audience burst into loud laughter. As his friends shushed him, he chortled, “I’m a gastro! Can you imagine my funeral”?
Contributed by Dr. Patricia Raymond