Monthly Archives: March 2010

JNJ on Twitter

Party's over: gave birth to a 17 pound 11 ounce baby gall bladder. (uh huh!) # FF# @RNLor, @AORN, @NurseTogether, @Nurse_Educate, @scensky, @PaulaRobinsonRN, @ClearMedNetwork, @MzDimples03, @LtlRayStl, @KittKlaiss #

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Classic JNJ: Today’s Nursing Fashion: The Code Brown Responder

Every profession has its less than desirable moments, and nursing is no exception. There’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. Nobody does it more thoroughly than our Code Brown Responder, Miss Lucy Poopee. It’s obvious that Lucy … Continue reading

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Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne

Horoscopes just for Nurses! Aries Sometimes that learning curve is a vertical line, Aries! Try to remember your student days and be compassionate. You weren’t born knowing everything, either. Taurus One way that computerized charting is just like old school … Continue reading

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Boundless Laughter

An elderly man was admitted to a nursing home by his family due to his weakening condition. The next morning, the nurse saw him leaning to the extreme left in his chair, so she propped a pillow under that side. … Continue reading

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Colonscopy Cat Asks…

moar funny pictures

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That’s What YOU Think…

At the doctor’s office, a woman complained that she’d been experiencing almost constant flatus. “Fortunately,” she added, “They don’t stink.” The physician did his physical exam, and then instructed the woman, “Take two of these pills and call me in … Continue reading

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Get a Life by Loretta LaRoche

I am always amused at how products that are commonplace have been expanded to include every possible situation. For example; deodorant was fairly straightforward. There were several brands, but they all did the same thing. Now each brand has developed … Continue reading

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Richard Nixon Picking Noses

From “The Glue Factory” by Geoff Simmons A robot doctor makes the rounds in this wacky medical fantasia…Simmons orchestrates the hijinks with a healthy regard for rhyme and reason. His surreal gags puts one in mind of Douglas Adams, had … Continue reading

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2010-03-27

FF# @RNLor, @AORN, @NurseTogether, @Nurse_Educate, @scensky, @PaulaRobinsonRN, @ClearMedNetwork, @MzDimples03, @LtlRayStl, @KittKlaiss #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2010-03-25

Party's over: gave birth to a 17 pound 11 ounce baby gall bladder. (uh huh!) #

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