Horoscopes just for Nurses!
Gemini
Communicative Gemini finds frustration in every direction this week: patients, colleagues and friends and family all seem out of sorts and unable to comply with simple requests. Fear not, they’ll be back on track by Friday!
Cancer
Trust your gut always — but especially BEFORE you try that soup from the cafeteria!
Leo
Summer loving Leo longs for ‘rollover minutes’ for nursing…come in early enough on Monday and it won’t matter if you’re late on Friday! Go ahead and make this happen and we’ll all applaud you!
Virgo
For the ultimate in infection control, stay home! It’s advice scrupulous Virgo is tempted to take themselves, not just offer up to persistent visitors…but it’s hard to be a working nurse and not get too close to sick people.
Libra
Technically, failure to take the patient’s Ativan yourself isn’t a med error. No need to document.
Scorpio
Not normally known for the warm and fuzzy advice, this week Scorpio provides critical emotional support to a colleague in need. You might not know what a difference you’re making, but you’re making a difference!
Sagittarius
If you have two men standing in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy? The one on the range! Laugh often this week, Sagittarius — even when it’s silly! You need the smiles!
Capricorn
If the cereal’s in the refrigerator, where’s the milk? Perhaps a little time recharging the batteries and getting some sleep is in order!
Aquarius
Sensitive Aquarius is buoyed up by unexpected compliments this week: try spreading the joy and giving those around you some props!
Pisces
If four out of five patients are suffering from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth person enjoys it?
Aries
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. And all this time you thought it was medicine!
Taurus
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Relax, Taurus. There’s no sense sweating the big stuff, either.
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