Monthly Archives: June 2010

JNJ on Twitter

How do you distinguish between tubal ligation and vasectomy? I'm told there's a vas deferens! # The nurse immortalized by WW II sailor's kiss in Time Square passes away. Now THAT was a kiss to remember! http://ow.ly/23FK6 #

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Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne

Horoscopes just for Nurses! Cancer This week you’ll get to make a parent’s day when you assure them that their child is not suffering from an esoteric mental disorder – they’re simply imitating Lady Gaga. Leo If you’re a psychiatric … Continue reading

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge, I’ve always been interested in paranormal phenomenon, and make a point of asking my fellow nurses if they’ve every experienced anything out of the ordinary while they were working.  I’ve heard some great stories, and I’ve got … Continue reading

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The In N’ Out Patient by Kris Harty

Nurses have special powers. I know this for a fact. My memory being what it is (or isn’t), I don’t remember many names of nurses I’ve encountered in the last four decades, but I do remember this:  thinking, even in … Continue reading

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Theory on the Beauty of the Bedpan by Theresa Galakatos

1. The purpose of my choice, the bedpan, is to better understand the bedpan in its natural environment, its ability to mitigate perplexing situations, and its breathtaking encounters behind the scenes. To remove any preconceived notions about the bedpan and … Continue reading

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Get a Life by Loretta LaRoche

Little by little we are spiraling into a place where being tacky, rude, immoral, unethical or stupid is often rewarded with a reality show, book or movie deal. TV moguls have created a genre that seems to be a bottom … Continue reading

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2010-06-27

The nurse immortalized by WW II sailor's kiss in Time Square passes away. Now THAT was a kiss to remember! http://ow.ly/23FK6 #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2010-06-26

How do you distinguish between tubal ligation and vasectomy? I'm told there's a vas deferens! #

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JNJ on Twitter

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." Steve Martin. #

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge, Summer vacation is almost here — and that’s music to this school nurse’s ears! Let me tell you, I’m ready for a break from “My stomach hurts” and fevers that spike out of control — at 98.605! … Continue reading

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