Horoscopes just for Nurses!
Gemini
Why is it that silence is golden for everyone else — but for you, absolute quiet is a sure sign of disaster? Luckily, chaos prevails through Thursday.
Cancer
Being knocked on the noggin with a lamp leaves your patient feeling lightheaded. Good luck charting that without cracking a grin!
Leo
Can one be simultaneously snoring and experiencing level 12 pain? Anything is possible, Leo, especially on Tuesday!
Virgo
Your tendency to ‘squirrel away’ extra supplies against inevitable shortage serves you well, Virgo, until your colleagues discover your ‘secret stash’ and start talking about calling the camera crew from Hoarders…
Libra
Despite what this week leads you to believe, terminal stupidity is not contagious!
Scorpio
Just remember that when a report sounds too good to be true, it means you’ve got a frequent flier with wandering tendencies and a spouse who thinks they are the patient and deserves all your time and attention.
Sagittarius
Surprising talents displayed by your patients inspire and amuse…except when they terrify and confuse…
Capricorn
Stormy weather dominates your stars, Capricorn, but its unclear if it’s meteorology or metaphor you’re facing. Either way, it’s probably a good idea to keep an umbrella handy.
Aquarius
Sometimes that gut instinct is your mad nursing skills and insight, Aquarius, and sometimes, it’s just food poisoning.
Pisces
Ogling a stranger’s veins may be tacky, but isn’t it easier with summer fashions, Pisces? Rejoice in the little things. They are the source of happiness!
Aries
The only certain way to achieve change, Aries, is to swallow a handful of quarters and wait. Patience is required!
Taurus
It is sometimes difficult to discern the difference between therapeutic touch and a much needed thwap upside the head, isn’t it, Taurus? This week you’ll find some nursing intraventions more tempting than others.
Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne are for Entertainment Purposes ONLY!
