The Top Ten Reasons You Haven’t Signed Up For The Journal of Nursing Jocularity Yet…(It’s FREE!)
July 22, 2009 by karynbuxman · 2 Comments
10. Waiting until I’m done with my charting.
9. Not done cleaning the lint out of my dryer screen.
8. Diligently working on my tan.
7. Been busy advising the Obama administration on healthcare reform.
6. Watched the new Transformers movie; was so bad that my brain is frozen.
5. Will do, after I pass meds, do charting, make rounds with docs, hang blood, perform CPR, admit patient, deal w/ pt’s family, give bedbath, do pt teaching, discharge pt, give report…
4. It doesn’t comply with HIPAA regulations.
3. Refuse to enjoy anything that I don’t have to pay for.
2. Will do it when Nurse Jackie is over.
1. Having too much fun already. Just couldn’t take anymore!
