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		<title>The Perioperative Nurse&#8217;s Top Ten Signs That They Need A Vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10.  You answer your home phone by saying, &#8220;Surgery, Mary, May I help you?&#8221;
9.  In the perioperative nurse&#8217;s kitchen, their recipes have the ingredients listed in CC&#8217;s, grams and ounces.
8.  You enter your PYXIS password on the microwave and can not figure out why the dumb thing doesn&#8217;t work!
7.  You peel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not the Issue Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brand new babies had come into the world: Twins! A tiny little boy and a feisty girl.  Mom was doing great, so the head nurse brought the babies over to their father.
He was, understandably, as excited as could be.  All through the birth, he&#8217;d been watching wide-eyed, and now he was ready to embrace his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You&#8217;re A Nurse Midwife</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10:  You&#8217;re talking about seeing the Crown and you&#8217;re nowhere near Buckingham Palace!
9: You know a fetoscope does not measure shoe size!
8:  Broken water never involves busted pipes in your world!
7: You can get out of a speeding ticket by showing the policeman the placenta.
6: Black Birkenstocks are the most formal footwear you own.
5. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Night Nurses Do It In the Dark!</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/05/11/night-nurses-do-it-in-the-dark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 13:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had a patient in the DTs. The patient had been in DTs for about 2 weeks, and was prone to stripping off clothing and wandering around looking for a beer and a smoke, which did not go over too well with the other patients, especially the females. 
So, we restrained him, and timed him: it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re A Nurse When&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/20/you-know-youre-a-nurse-when-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You believe there is a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light.
You believe all bleeding stops&#8230;EVENTUALLY!
You&#8217;ve ever told a confused patient the name of a co-worker and that they should yell REALLY LOUD if they need help.
You don&#8217;t mention the name of a &#8216;frequent flier&#8217; to avoid invoking his presence in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top Ten Reasons To Take Those Extra Shifts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. You&#8217;ll lose a ton of weight &#8212; because there&#8217;s never time to eat!
9. Develop a closer bond with your co-workers, responding to all those codes!
8. Everyone is so frazzled, you&#8217;ll look fabulous by comparison!
7. Enjoy the challenge to your nursing skills to run a code without a crash cart because they&#8217;re all down in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctors&#8217; Opinion of The Financial Bail Out Package</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2008/12/22/doctors-opinion-of-the-financial-bail-out-package/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The allergists voted to scratch it
And the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception
The opthalmologists considered the idea short sighted
while the pediatricians said, &#8220;Oh, grow [...]]]></description>
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