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	<title>Journal of Nursing Jocularity &#187; PRN: Funny Stories</title>
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		<title>The Perioperative Nurse&#8217;s Top Ten Signs That They Need A Vacation</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/09/21/the-perioperative-nurses-top-ten-sings-that-they-need-a-vacation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. You answer your home phone by saying, &#8220;Surgery, Mary, May I help you?&#8221; 9. In the perioperative nurse&#8217;s kitchen, their recipes have the ingredients listed in CC&#8217;s, grams and ounces. 8. You enter your PYXIS password on the microwave &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/09/21/the-perioperative-nurses-top-ten-sings-that-they-need-a-vacation/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Not the Issue Here</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/09/07/not-the-issue-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brand new babies had come into the world: Twins! A tiny little boy and a feisty girl.  Mom was doing great, so the head nurse brought the babies over to their father. He was, understandably, as excited as could be.  &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/09/07/not-the-issue-here/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You&#8217;re A Nurse Midwife</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/09/07/the-top-ten-ways-to-tell-if-youre-a-nurse-midwife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10:  You&#8217;re talking about seeing the Crown and you&#8217;re nowhere near Buckingham Palace! 9: You know a fetoscope does not measure shoe size! 8:  Broken water never involves busted pipes in your world! 7: You can get out of a &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/09/07/the-top-ten-ways-to-tell-if-youre-a-nurse-midwife/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Night Nurses Do It In the Dark!</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/05/11/night-nurses-do-it-in-the-dark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 13:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had a patient in the DTs. The patient had been in DTs for about 2 weeks, and was prone to stripping off clothing and wandering around looking for a beer and a smoke, which did not go over too well &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/05/11/night-nurses-do-it-in-the-dark/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten ER Calls</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/27/top-ten-er-calls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, all you ER nurses out there!  How many of these sound familiar? 10. Is my husband there? 9. What are the symptoms of alcohol poisoning? 8. Have you had any emergencies tonight? 7. I&#8217;ve got this friend and he&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/27/top-ten-er-calls/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Swine Time for One And All</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/27/a-swine-time-for-one-and-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now, you&#8217;ve heard the news. A nationwide public health emergency has been issued by the Department of Health and Human Services due to the recent outbreak of Swine Flu. The first cases were reported in Mexico City, but the &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/27/a-swine-time-for-one-and-all/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re A Nurse When&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/20/you-know-youre-a-nurse-when-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You believe there is a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light. You believe all bleeding stops&#8230;EVENTUALLY! You&#8217;ve ever told a confused patient the name of a co-worker and that they should yell REALLY LOUD if &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/20/you-know-youre-a-nurse-when-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Top Ten Reasons To Take Those Extra Shifts</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/20/the-top-ten-reasons-to-take-that-extra-shift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. You&#8217;ll lose a ton of weight &#8212; because there&#8217;s never time to eat! 9. Develop a closer bond with your co-workers, responding to all those codes! 8. Everyone is so frazzled, you&#8217;ll look fabulous by comparison! 7. Enjoy the &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/20/the-top-ten-reasons-to-take-that-extra-shift/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Saving the Patient&#8230;And My Friends by Bryn Hagan, RN</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/06/saving-the-patientand-my-friends-by-bryn-hagan-rn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It began with a simple hello and went down hill from there. “Ah. Hi,” I stammered, as my mind frantically went into overdrive trying to figure out where I’d seen this pretty blonde woman before. “Can I buy you a &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/04/06/saving-the-patientand-my-friends-by-bryn-hagan-rn/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Strangely Appropriate For Some Patients&#8217; Rooms</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/03/23/strangely-appropriate-for-some-patients-rooms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cindypotts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, the Sci Fi channel has announced a new branding initiative, in the hopes of broading the station&#8217;s appeal to a larger number of viewers.  No longer will the station, which features programming ranging from space opera to &#8230; <a href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2009/03/23/strangely-appropriate-for-some-patients-rooms/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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