<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Journal of Nursing Jocularity &#187; Jokes</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/category/humor/jokes-humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com</link>
	<description>The Free Magazine for Nursing Humor, Jokes, Cartoons and more!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge In Charge!</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/22/nurse-marge-in-charge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/22/nurse-marge-in-charge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Enjoying Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[getting respect as a nurse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse marge in charge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[too young nurse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=1449</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nurse Marge might not have all the answers, but after *ahem* years as a RN in some of the nation&#8217;s toughest hospitals, she sure knows how to make up something that sounds right!  We get lots of questions here at JNJ, from nurses looking for advice and guidance and Nurse Marge has graciously agreed [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/22/nurse-marge-in-charge/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/19/nurse-marge-in-charge-68/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/19/nurse-marge-in-charge-68/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny advice for nurses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny nurse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse marge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3612</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,

The parking at our hospital is terrible. There&#8217;s not enough spaces for all of the staff, never mind patients&#8217; families and visitors.  It&#8217;s been this way for the entire five years I&#8217;ve been here, and from all these memos I&#8217;m reading about cutting costs and conserving supplies, it&#8217;s going to be that [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/19/nurse-marge-in-charge-68/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/12/nurse-marge-in-charge-67/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/12/nurse-marge-in-charge-67/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny nurse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robot nurses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3591</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,
I&#8217;ve just read a New York Times article about robots replacing classroom teachers &#8212; apparently the robot teachers do just as well as the human kind, in some respects.  Now I&#8217;m worried: do you think we&#8217;ll be replaced by robot nurses?
Signed,
Not Ready to Be Replaced
Dear Not Ready,
I want you to do something [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/12/nurse-marge-in-charge-67/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/28/nurse-marge-in-charge-66/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/28/nurse-marge-in-charge-66/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3545</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,
I’ve always been interested in paranormal phenomenon, and make a point of asking my fellow nurses if they’ve every experienced anything out of the ordinary while they were working.  I’ve heard some great stories, and I’ve got to ask you: Nurse Marge, have you ever seen any ghosts?
Signed,
Spooky RN
Dear Spooky RN,
I’ve never seen [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/28/nurse-marge-in-charge-66/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/21/nurse-marge-in-charge-65/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/21/nurse-marge-in-charge-65/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3529</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,
Summer vacation is almost here &#8212; and that&#8217;s music to this school nurse&#8217;s ears!  Let me tell you, I&#8217;m ready for a break from &#8220;My stomach hurts&#8221; and fevers that spike out of control &#8212; at 98.605!  I usually pick up some extra hours working per diem at one of the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/21/nurse-marge-in-charge-65/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/14/nurse-marge-in-charge-64/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/14/nurse-marge-in-charge-64/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor in the hospital]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse marge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work relations nurses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3502</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,
Did you ever have one of those days where just every thing went wrong? That was my day last Friday.  Two family members got it in their heads that Grandma &#8212; who&#8217;s 95 and so immobile she needs assistance to change her mind &#8212; needed to take a stroll around the grounds. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/06/14/nurse-marge-in-charge-64/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/30/nurse-marge-in-charge-18/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/30/nurse-marge-in-charge-18/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 12:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny nurse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HIPAA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse marge in charge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patients]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recognizing patients]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex and Patients]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vegetables]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=2068</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge
I&#8217;m hoping against hope that you can help me, Nurse Marge, because I absolutely DO NOT know what to do.  I&#8217;ve been a ER nurse for 12 years, so it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m inexperienced here, but this situation has me banging my head against the wall.
Here&#8217;s the situation. It&#8217;s very late Saturday night [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/30/nurse-marge-in-charge-18/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/24/nurse-marge-in-charge-63/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/24/nurse-marge-in-charge-63/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 14:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'M NOT A DOCTOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse marge in charge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,
What do you say to patients when they ask &#8220;When are you going to become a doctor?&#8221;  I get this all of the time (it might be because I&#8217;m a male nurse but some of my female colleagues get it too!) and I never know what to say!
Signed,
I&#8217;m Good With Being a [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/24/nurse-marge-in-charge-63/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/17/nurse-marge-in-charge-62/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/17/nurse-marge-in-charge-62/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 17:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[do nurses eat their young]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[existential angst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ketchup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lost chickens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse colleagues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse marge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3414</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,
I&#8217;m a new nurse grad and after a year found a job. I work in an ambulatory surgery center, and there&#8217;s only the four of us, plus A., the &#8216;head nurse&#8217;.  It didn&#8217;t take me too long to get the hang of things, I thought &#8212; but you wouldn&#8217;t know that from [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/17/nurse-marge-in-charge-62/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nurse Marge in Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/10/nurse-marge-in-charge-61/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/10/nurse-marge-in-charge-61/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 17:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny nurse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/?p=3397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Nurse Marge,
I work night shift and I love it! I work with a great bunch of nurses and aides and this hospital would be the best place to work EVER if it wasn&#8217;t for one little thing &#8212; the doctors.   Obviously they&#8217;re sleeping when we&#8217;re working, so any time we&#8217;re in contact, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/05/10/nurse-marge-in-charge-61/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
