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	<title>Journal of Nursing Jocularity &#187; Uncategorized</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be So Sure of Your Diagnostic Skills!</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/26/dont-be-so-sure-of-your-diagnostic-skills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two interns were watching an elderly gentleman move slowly down the hall.
&#8220;I&#8217;ll be you $5 he&#8217;s had a hemorrhoidectomy.&#8221;
&#8220;No way.  He&#8217;s suffering from arthritis.&#8221;
They both approached the man to inquire.
&#8220;Why are you moving so slowly, Sir?&#8221; asked one intern.
The old man replied, &#8220;My slippers are too large.&#8221;
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		<title>The Top Ten Things You Don&#8217;t Want to Hear in the Emergency Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. It&#8217;s first come first serve here
9. What side is the appendix on again?
8. Have a seat in the waiting area and try not to scratch it
7. Dr, Have you tried googling it?
6. Open up your mouth and say $50 copay
5. Can you come back tomorrow? 
4. That&#8217;s probably contagious.
3. No, but I did stay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Med-Surg Won&#8217;t Be Catering the Hospital Picnic</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/26/why-med-surg-wont-be-catering-the-hospital-picnic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[my food looks funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[see more My Food Looks Funny
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		<title>Top Ten Signs Your Anesthesiologist Is A Quack</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/19/top-ten-signs-your-anesthesiologist-is-a-quack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anesthesiologist Humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Guitar Hero jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medical humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Puts on the gas mask and pretends he&#8217;s Darth Vader.
9. Asks you to count backwards from 10 and then yells out &#8220;Houston we have a problem!&#8221;
8. Thinks that drinking moonshine and biting down on a bullet is a viable form of pain management.
7. Has Pink Floyd&#8217;s &#8220;Comfortably Numb&#8221; on repeat.
6. Offers to let you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ER Terminology and Glossary by Paul Millard, RN, Etc</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/19/er-terminology-and-glossary-by-paul-millard-rn-etc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ER Glossary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[FDGB
Fall Down Go Boom, a patient who has unsuccessfully attempted to break the law of gravity. Usage “EMS is inbound with a FDGB.”
Siamese Friendship Bracelets
Handcuffs.
Level 1 Drama
A hysterical or hyperventilating patient and/or family.
SPTWD
 Pronounced “spitwad.” Refers to a Self Propelled Toxic Waste Dump, interchangeable with Self Perpetuating Toxic Waste Dump. A chronic substance abuser.
Crypod
A screaming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Chart Says What?!</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/19/the-chart-says-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[chart chuckles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny patient charts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found with my own eyes in recent chart. Not the kind you get in an email and wonder if it&#8217;s made up.
Chart of a 50-60&#8242;ish patient with hx drug abuse brought to ER in cardiac arrest.  (No I don&#8217;t think Cardiac Arrest is funny.  Stay tuned.)
Pt last seen well 24 hrs ago.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can You Write an Order for a DayPlanner?</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/12/can-you-write-an-order-for-a-dayplanner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/12/can-you-write-an-order-for-a-dayplanner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[jokes about liver transplants]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The patient demanded, &#8220;Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.&#8221;
&#8220;WHAT?&#8221; yelled the doctor. &#8220;Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants.&#8221;
&#8220;Well,&#8221; explained the patient, &#8220;my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized.&#8221;
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		<title>Dilution</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/12/dilution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the popular webcomic XKCD:

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		<title>Maybe She Was A Nurse!</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/12/maybe-she-was-a-nurse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<title>Getting the Last Laugh</title>
		<link>http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/2010/07/05/getting-the-last-laugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 17:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the  hospital with an inflamed appendix.  The doctors operated  and advised  him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something  pulling at the hairs in his crotch.  Worried that it might be a second  surgery and the doctors hadn&#8217;t told him about it, [...]]]></description>
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