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You Know You’re A Nurse When…

You believe there is a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light. You believe all bleeding stops…EVENTUALLY! You’ve ever told a confused patient the name of a co-worker and that they should yell REALLY LOUD if … Continue reading

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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse

1) Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren’t as good. 2) Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms. 3) Needles: “Tis better to give than receive” 4) Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops…eventually. 5) Expose yourself to rare, … Continue reading

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