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Tag Archives: doctor jokes
He Thinks He’s A Surgeon
A doctor dies, and goes to Heaven. Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates he is told “Welcome to Heaven! You’ll find that everyone is equal here.” The doctor is then given a tour of Heaven and finds that it is … Continue reading
Boning Up on Our Definitions
Q: What is the definition of a holistic orthopedic surgeon? A: They consider the whole bone.
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Doctor, Doctor! Two Dozen of Our Favorite Jokes
1. “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a billiard ball.” “Well get to the back of the queue.” 2. “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.” “Pull yourself together.” 3. “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a ten pound note.” … Continue reading
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It’s Not All Hearts and Flowers
A prominent cardiologist died. At his elaborate funeral, a large, anatomically correct floral heart was set on the dais behind the casket. At the end of the service, during the final prayer, the large heart opened, and the casket slowly … Continue reading
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The Power of Folk Wisdom
While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several of nurses were wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. “Nothing,” she said with a smile. “It’s just … Continue reading
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Think Fast!
A doctor was examining a patient, when his nurse bursts in and announces, “Excuse me Doc, the man you just treated walked out of the door and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?” “Turn him around” the … Continue reading
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My Stomach Hurts
A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted … Continue reading
Some things don’t even change in the afterlife!
A Doctor dies and, after a check at the Pearly Gates, gets sent to hell. The devil greets him and tells him that since he was a doctor, and did some good while he was alive that he could choose … Continue reading