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Nurse Jokes: Remember When…

Dr: How long have you had the problem of forgetfulness? Pt: What problem?

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The Price of Wisdom

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist … Continue reading

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The Visual Aid Doesn’t Help!

Patient education is always a joy. I was explaining to a patient the importance of following the directions on their new medication regime. One medication in particular had to be taken on an empty stomach. “Does it say that on … Continue reading

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Boning Up on Our Definitions

Q: What is the definition of a holistic orthopedic surgeon? A: They consider the whole bone.

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All of Life’s Answers Are There If You Look For Them

From FriendsofIrony.com Here at JNJ, we always say a Friend of Irony is a Friend of Ours!

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