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Nurse 4 Sale by Paul C. Millard, RN, Etc

USED ER NURSE FOR SALE! Older model Male. High mileage, full size model. Paint is fading from black to gray and falling off the top. Headlights out of focus, engine sometimes skips at idle, recent suspension work (ball joints). Stock … Continue reading

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Top Ten Signs Your Anesthesiologist Is A Quack

10. Puts on the gas mask and pretends he’s Darth Vader. 9. Asks you to count backwards from 10 and then yells out “Houston we have a problem!” 8. Thinks that drinking moonshine and biting down on a bullet is … Continue reading

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Occupational Hazards

An old G.P. and his nurse were on the train, going to a Medical Conference. Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow. “I wonder what’s the matter with him?” asked the nurse. “He’s a patient of mine and, … Continue reading

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Riddle Me This…

Q What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

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