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Nurse Marge in Charge

Posted on September 27, 2010 by admin

Dear Nurse  Marge, I’ve got a real problem, and I don’t know what to do!  I’ve got a student nurse I’m precepting and this girl is just absolutely horrible.  Mistake after mistake after mistake — nothing serious yet, Thank God, … Continue reading →

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There Seems To Be Some Dispute About The Diagnosis Here

Posted on August 30, 2010 by admin

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Best Doctor Names Ever

Posted on April 5, 2010 by admin

We’ve been told these are all true… Cardiology Dr. Hartache OB/GYN Dr. Box Dr. Bush Dr. Pap Urology Dr. Littlejohn Dr. Peter Cannon Dr. Richard Chopp We Don’t Know the Specialty Dr. Harm Dr. Payne Dr. Bonebrake Thanks to the … Continue reading →

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If Nurses Wrote Board Exam Questions….

Posted on March 15, 2010 by admin

In an exciting initiative that nurses everywhere are sure to appreciate, the Never In A Million Years Will You Listen To This Advice Association has recommended that a committee of direct care workers, particularly nurses, be given direct input on … Continue reading →

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Emergency N1H1 Mask Supply

Posted on November 9, 2009 by admin

A recent hospital directive: In case we run out of masks during the N1H1 flu season, here is a homemade mask you can make yourself. It is very affordable, the materials are readily available, and these emergency masks are even … Continue reading →

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Nurse Marge In Charge

Posted on October 19, 2009 by admin

Dear Nurse Marge, So, there was this whole Balloon Boy caper, where supposedly a small boy was airborne in a spaceship-shaped air balloon that went careening through the Colorado skies. The boy wasn’t actually in there, and it all turned … Continue reading →

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Who Knew? Heaven Can Wait!

Posted on September 28, 2009 by admin

After living to a ripe old age, Dr. Jones, a world-famous surgeon, passed away during his sleep. He found himself at the back of an extremely long line leading up to the Pearly Gates. After waiting what seemed like an … Continue reading →

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The Sweetest Thing…

Posted on September 14, 2009 by admin

We have a patient who has a terrible time complying with his diabetes diet. This came up in conversation after I checked his fasting sugars and found them to be 300+!!! Thinking this was the ideal time to do some … Continue reading →

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Posted on August 17, 2009 by admin

Dear Nurse Marge, I’m an ER nurse and every single day, this happens: I’ve got to give someone a shot and they go off on me about how I like to hurt people and derive pleasure from their pain, etc. … Continue reading →

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Laughs from L&D

Posted on August 17, 2009 by karynbuxman

As a young nurse, I worked in a small hospital where it was easy to know the entire staff — from the docs and nurses to the dock workers and volunteers. One morning when I was hurrying down the hallway … Continue reading →

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