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Who Knew? Heaven Can Wait!

Posted on September 28, 2009 by admin

After living to a ripe old age, Dr. Jones, a world-famous surgeon, passed away during his sleep. He found himself at the back of an extremely long line leading up to the Pearly Gates. After waiting what seemed like an … Continue reading →

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The Sweetest Thing…

Posted on September 14, 2009 by admin

We have a patient who has a terrible time complying with his diabetes diet. This came up in conversation after I checked his fasting sugars and found them to be 300+!!! Thinking this was the ideal time to do some … Continue reading →

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Lighten Up! by Loretta LaRoche

Posted on August 17, 2009 by cindypotts

LIGHTEN UP! The Authentic and Fun Way to Lose Your Weight and Your Worries By Loretta LaRoche Weight loss, exercise, and stress management have become a national mania. Not a day goes by without an article appearing in the media … Continue reading →

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Four Letter Surgery

Posted on May 25, 2009 by admin

The scene: a post-op bed near you. The nurse, brisk, efficient, and cheerful, is checking over her most recent admit, who seems to be through the worst of it. “How are you feeling?” she asked. “Great! I just wish the … Continue reading →

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The Top Ten Reasons To Take Those Extra Shifts

Posted on April 20, 2009 by admin

10. You’ll lose a ton of weight — because there’s never time to eat! 9. Develop a closer bond with your co-workers, responding to all those codes! 8. Everyone is so frazzled, you’ll look fabulous by comparison! 7. Enjoy the … Continue reading →

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1/3 Less Fat

Posted on April 6, 2009 by cindypotts

When giving routine postpartum discharge instructions, I told the new parents nothing should go into the woman’s vagina, and defined ‘nothing’ as ‘no tampons, no douching, no husband.’ The couple looked at each other and the husband asked, ‘What about … Continue reading →

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Nickels and Dimes

Posted on March 9, 2009 by admin

A toddler got into his mother’s purse and swallowed several coins.  Of course, he was rushed to the ER. After some time had passed, the grandmother called to check on the boy’s progress. The nurse who answered the phone had … Continue reading →

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Spell Checker Is NOT Your Friend

Posted on March 2, 2009 by admin

I was teaching a communications course about ten years ago. One of my students missed class and a test and had not notified me prior to the test. Prior notification was required in order not to receive a zero on … Continue reading →

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Publisher’s Message

Posted on March 2, 2009 by karynbuxman

Hi Everybody! Welcome to the March edition of JNJ, our Student Nursing Spectacular! Student nurses are near and dear to my heart: over the years I’ve been both a student nurse and a nurse instructor. It’s precisely when you’re learning … Continue reading →

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Being Med Compliant CAN Hurt You!

Posted on February 16, 2009 by admin

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him … Continue reading →

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