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Nurse Humor: Stress Free Thanksgiving

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Classic Nurse Humor: Detailed Advanced Directive

In hospice, whenever we admit someone to the program we have to ask questions about advanced directives. When I asked one patient whether or not he wanted to be put on a respirator, he said, “No, I don’t want to … Continue reading

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Classic Nurse Humor: Always on the Move

While working evening shift on a busy medical floor, I was assigned to care for a rather grumpy gentleman. After I passed the bedtime medicines, he approached me at the nurses’ station and told me I neglected to give him … Continue reading

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A Very Useful Diagnostic Chart

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Good Luck Putting That Back On

In a freak accident at the factory, Jim had his ear cut off. Naturally, work was immediately stopped and all the workers went about looking for this poor bloke’s ear. Eventually, somebody found an ear on the ground and holds … Continue reading

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The Unexpected Last Word

I work in geriatrics, and as you can imagine we deal with a lot of end of life issues. After a while you get used to it, but it can be hard for the newer staff. Luckily our doctors are … Continue reading

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JNJ Saves You Money!

Don’t you hate it when everyone you know asks you the best way to cure their bunions, gout, stomach ache and more? Here’s one way to stop that problem — and you don’t have to spend a dime: doctor and … Continue reading

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one … Continue reading

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Can You Write an Order for a DayPlanner?

The patient demanded, “Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.” “WHAT?” yelled the doctor. “Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants.” “Well,” … Continue reading

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It Never Fails

The craziest shift you’ve ever had in your entire career will be the day of the fire drill. The harder the stick, the more labs are needed. Your nose won’t itch all day…until the minute you get those gloves on! … Continue reading

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