Tag Archives: Jokes

Murphy’s Law For Nurses

Murphy may have said it best…Anything that CAN go wrong WILL go wrong. But we’re pretty fond here of the variations that have been created by and for nurses, including: The number of staff to be found on the unit … Continue reading

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Nurse Marge In Charge!

Nurse Marge might not have all the answers, but after *ahem* years as a RN in some of the nation’s toughest hospitals, she sure knows how to make up something that sounds right! We get lots of questions here at … Continue reading

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This Kitty Works Triage, Clearly

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge, I saw you were talking about some of the pros and cons of being married to a nurse, and I had to share this little tidbit. You see, my husband of 25 years is nurse, and he’s … Continue reading

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Raise Your Hands If You’ve Heard Your Patients Say This

From Comedian Red Green: It is Winter. A time to pause. The driveway is half shoveled out. But I lay down the shovel and I stop to enjoy this moment. After all, this is my first heart attack.

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Who Knew? Heaven Can Wait!

After living to a ripe old age, Dr. Jones, a world-famous surgeon, passed away during his sleep. He found himself at the back of an extremely long line leading up to the Pearly Gates. After waiting what seemed like an … Continue reading

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Play Me Some Blues

During a urological procedure in the OR, the surgeon asked for Van Buren sounds, which are urethral dilators. The circulating nurse promptly went to the CD player and browsed through the discs, and said, “I can’t locate the Van Buren … Continue reading

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Infection Control for Beginners

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Lighten Up! by Loretta LaRoche

LIGHTEN UP! The Authentic and Fun Way to Lose Your Weight and Your Worries By Loretta LaRoche Weight loss, exercise, and stress management have become a national mania. Not a day goes by without an article appearing in the media … Continue reading

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Yee-owch! When Clowning Around Hurts

A volunteer at a local hospital who regularly donned clown makeup, sang songs, and told jokes to entertain patients was getting ready to leave one day. She told a patient, “I hope you get better.”

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