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The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You’re A Nurse Midwife

Posted on September 7, 2009 by admin

10:  You’re talking about seeing the Crown and you’re nowhere near Buckingham Palace! 9: You know a fetoscope does not measure shoe size! 8:  Broken water never involves busted pipes in your world! 7: You can get out of a … Continue reading →

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1/3 Less Fat

Posted on April 6, 2009 by cindypotts

When giving routine postpartum discharge instructions, I told the new parents nothing should go into the woman’s vagina, and defined ‘nothing’ as ‘no tampons, no douching, no husband.’ The couple looked at each other and the husband asked, ‘What about … Continue reading →

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