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Who dumped the bedpan in your corn flakes? You’ve got a NM who’s trying to lighten the mood and make your life better and you’re complaining?
Tell you what. You come work here, in my spot, with a NM who thinks just because she’s got a fancy-pants degree and all kinds of education she knows something about nursing, and an administrator who thinks it’s funny to ‘award’ us with doubles right before the holidays…
Hold on. I was getting a little steamed up there.
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