Tag Archives: medical humor

Refusing Treatment

A woman with terminal cancer returns to religion with fervor. She knows that God will help her get better. Early in her sickness, a surgeon proposes radical surgery. “No”, she says, “I don’t want to get mutilated and suffer pain. … Continue reading

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Loving Mrs. M

To encourage patients to take deep breaths after surgery, nurses or respiratory therapists will teach the patient to use inspirometers. Several years ago, a popular model included a chamber with three plastic balls, which, when the patient blew into the … Continue reading

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Boning Up on Our Definitions

Q: What is the definition of a holistic orthopedic surgeon? A: They consider the whole bone.

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All of Life’s Answers Are There If You Look For Them

From FriendsofIrony.com Here at JNJ, we always say a Friend of Irony is a Friend of Ours!

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Top Ten Signs Your Anesthesiologist Is A Quack

10. Puts on the gas mask and pretends he’s Darth Vader. 9. Asks you to count backwards from 10 and then yells out “Houston we have a problem!” 8. Thinks that drinking moonshine and biting down on a bullet is … Continue reading

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Let Freedom Ring!!!

Ah, July! The month starts off with a bang as firework displays illuminate Independence Day from coast to coast — a great show if you’re not working the night shift. Of course, if you are working the night shift on … Continue reading

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Bowel Search: Seek and Find Puzzle

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Think Fast!

A doctor was examining a patient, when his nurse bursts in and announces,  “Excuse me Doc, the man you just treated walked out of the door and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?” “Turn him around” the … Continue reading

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A Real Eye Opener

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Ouch!

A volunteer at a local hospital who sang songs and told jokes to entertain patients was leaving one day when he said to a patient, “I hope you get better!” The patient grumbled, “I hope you get better, too!”

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