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Tag Archives: medical humor
Refusing Treatment
A woman with terminal cancer returns to religion with fervor. She knows that God will help her get better. Early in her sickness, a surgeon proposes radical surgery. “No”, she says, “I don’t want to get mutilated and suffer pain. … Continue reading
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Loving Mrs. M
To encourage patients to take deep breaths after surgery, nurses or respiratory therapists will teach the patient to use inspirometers. Several years ago, a popular model included a chamber with three plastic balls, which, when the patient blew into the … Continue reading
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Boning Up on Our Definitions
Q: What is the definition of a holistic orthopedic surgeon? A: They consider the whole bone.
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All of Life’s Answers Are There If You Look For Them
From FriendsofIrony.com Here at JNJ, we always say a Friend of Irony is a Friend of Ours!
Top Ten Signs Your Anesthesiologist Is A Quack
10. Puts on the gas mask and pretends he’s Darth Vader. 9. Asks you to count backwards from 10 and then yells out “Houston we have a problem!” 8. Thinks that drinking moonshine and biting down on a bullet is … Continue reading
Let Freedom Ring!!!
Ah, July! The month starts off with a bang as firework displays illuminate Independence Day from coast to coast — a great show if you’re not working the night shift. Of course, if you are working the night shift on … Continue reading
Think Fast!
A doctor was examining a patient, when his nurse bursts in and announces, “Excuse me Doc, the man you just treated walked out of the door and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?” “Turn him around” the … Continue reading
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A Real Eye Opener
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Ouch!
A volunteer at a local hospital who sang songs and told jokes to entertain patients was leaving one day when he said to a patient, “I hope you get better!” The patient grumbled, “I hope you get better, too!”