Tag Archives: medical jokes

And You Can Take That To the Bank!

Posted on January 3, 2011 by admin

One of our patients was really worried that they were diagnosed incorrectly. “Are you sure I have pneumonia? I saw on the news a guy was being treated for pneumonia, and it turns out he really had cancer! He wound … Continue reading →

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Ask A Stupid Question

Posted on January 3, 2011 by admin

A man walks into the ER, dressed to the nines — he’s got a suit jacket, vest, tie, really elegant from his head to his toes. But his clothes are ripped, there are several cuts on his face, and I … Continue reading →

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I’ve Never Felt Better in My Life!

Posted on December 20, 2010 by admin

It’s late on a snowy evening here in farm country. We’ve gotten the head’s up that there’s been a pretty serious MVA, with a pickup truck colliding with a farmer and his wagon. We’re expecting a disaster, of course, but … Continue reading →

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Overheard in the Hallway

Posted on December 20, 2010 by admin

One of our docs has a reputation for being a world traveler. He’s a big game hunter and whenever he gets some free time flies off on these expeditions. He hunts caribou in the frozen North, wild boar in Texas … Continue reading →

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Doctor, Doctor!

Posted on December 13, 2010 by cindypotts

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills! If they don’t work, give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed … Continue reading →

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Overheard On The Way to the OR

Posted on November 15, 2010 by cindypotts

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?” He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, … Continue reading →

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The Hidden Costs of Healthcare

Posted on November 8, 2010 by admin

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients.”

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The First Day as a Dental Hygenist

Posted on November 8, 2010 by admin

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Out of the Mouth of Babes

Posted on November 8, 2010 by admin

A young boy was brought into the dental practice where I work. Overall, his exam was good, but he did have a cavity that needed attention. We explained this to his mother, along with what the options were, but she … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Facebook Status For Nurses

Posted on November 1, 2010 by admin

10. The doctor can see you now. I’ve taken off his blindfold. 9. Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious? 8. You know you have a nut allergy — stay off the internet! 7. If you’re not part … Continue reading →

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