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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge, I am losing my faith in humanity — or my mind — and I can’t tell which! Yesterday, I was taking patient information from an elderly gentleman.  And when we got to the complaint portion, he looked … Continue reading

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It Says WHAT in the Chart?

Actual chart notes you have to see to believe: 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking … Continue reading

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