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Nurse Humor: That Explains Everything

Overheard: Wife speaking to marriage counselor: “And now I’ll explain my husband’s side of the story!”

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Nurse Humor: The Best Medicine

Laughter is the best medicine, but it sets off the ventilator alarms!

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Nurse Humor: Almost Perfect!

I was in the first quarter of clinical, actually doing hands-on care. My instructor decided I was doing well and ready to move on to someone who needed help with bathing. My patient was a fragile eighty year old man. … Continue reading

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Nurse Jokes: Remember When…

Dr: How long have you had the problem of forgetfulness? Pt: What problem?

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Nurse Humor: Now That’s Tasty!

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Signs of Humor

Sign in a hospital lab: Be nice to bacteria! It’s the only culture some people have.

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Nurse Humor: A Specimen From Barney

Barney was one of the alcoholic street people who regularly frequented our ED for a wide variety of minor complaints. More often than not, his visits were little more than attempts to find shelter from cold, hot, or rainy weather, … Continue reading

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Nurse Humor: Stress Free Thanksgiving

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Next-Door Relative: Classic Nurse Humor

When a patient from a nursing home came to our emergency department with pneumonia, I contacted the next-of-kin listed on the patient’s chart. After a fairly lengthy explanation of the serious nature of the patient’s condition, I asked the family … Continue reading

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That Near Branson? Classic Nurse Humor

It is a well-known fact that ED doctors dislike pelvic exams.  Our ED, in the beautiful Ozarks, is no exception.  One night, a well known professional woman presented with abdominal pain. The ED doc tried to help her relax by … Continue reading

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