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From the Medical Dictionary: Pediatrics

Congestive Heart Failure Your teenager after breaking up with her boyfriend. Hives What kids like to throw rocks at. Polypharmacy When your kids have too many pets. Lethargy State of a teenager upon hearing the word ‘chores’. Visual Floaters Children … Continue reading

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Doctors’ Opinion of The Financial Bail Out Package

The allergists voted to scratch it And the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians … Continue reading

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