Tag Archives: things patients say

Improvements in Hospital Fashion…FAIL!

Posted on November 2, 2009 by admin

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Nurse Marge Meets Critical Glayds!

Posted on October 5, 2009 by admin
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Rise and Shine

Posted on August 17, 2009 by admin

One day while weighing a little man in our nursing home, I said, “Good morning, Mr. Abercrombie.  It’s time to get weighed.” He looked up at me in an odd way with a sudden sparkle in his eyes.  “I’ll say … Continue reading →

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Billing’s Going To Love This One…

Posted on July 27, 2009 by admin

Mr. Jones was suffering from excruciating chest pain, passing in and out of consciousness. He was transported by ambulance to the nearest hospital – a Catholic facility. It turns out he needed an emergency by-pass. The operation went well and, … Continue reading →

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One Phone Call

Posted on June 29, 2009 by admin

We got advance notice from our night supervisor that a direct admit was going to be brought to our floor from the county jail.  The patient was a gentleman in his late fifties with a history of alcohol abuse.  As … Continue reading →

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Four Letter Surgery

Posted on May 25, 2009 by admin

The scene: a post-op bed near you. The nurse, brisk, efficient, and cheerful, is checking over her most recent admit, who seems to be through the worst of it. “How are you feeling?” she asked. “Great! I just wish the … Continue reading →

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