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You Know You’re A Nurse When…

The sight of someone covering their cough causes you to do a double-take – just as you’re sprinting to answer the call light, of course.  The resulting fall is so spectacular you’re advise to try out for “America’s Got Talent”! … Continue reading

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The Student Nurse, The Experienced Nurse

A Student Nurse will spend an entire shift trying to re-orient the patient. An Experienced Nurse will chart that the patient is disoriented and restrain them. A Student Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath. An Experienced Nurse … Continue reading

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You Know You’re A Nurse When…

This week’s Top Ten You Know You’re A Nurse Submissions: You jingle when you walk…from all the scissors, keys, and clamps in your pockets! You know not all  patients are annoying.  Some are unconscious! You have the phone numbers of … Continue reading

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